Performed by Buchanan and Goodman

The Flying Saucer (original version)
Recorded July 1956
Written by Buchanan and Goodman

Buchanan: We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin. The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed. The flying saucers are real!
Radio: Too real, when I feel, what my heart can't conceal... (from the Platters' "The Great Pretender")
Buchanan: That was the Clatters' recording, "Too Real!"

[Goodman continues to interview eyewitnesses about the spaceship, whose responses were the lyrics of popular songs.]

Goodman: This is John Cameron Cameron downtown. Pardon me madam, would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?
Witness: Duck back in the alley (from Little Richard's "Long Tall Sally")
Goodman: Thank you. And now the thin gentleman there.
Witness: What I'm gonna do ... is hard to tell (from Fats Domino's "Poor Me")
Goodman: And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do sir?
Witness: Just take a walk down Lonely Street (from Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel")

[On side two, the flying saucer landed on Earth. Buchanan and Goodman greeted its arrival with more break-ins, jokes and sound effects].

Goodman: This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot. And now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first spaceman ever to land on earth.
Martian: "A WOP BOP A LOO MOP A LOP BAM BOOM" (from Little Richard's "Tutti-Frutti")
Goodman: The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling!
Radio: Here I go reeling, ohh-oh (skip) ohh-oh (skip) ohh-oh (from the Platters' "The Magic Touch")
Buchanan: That was the Clatters again, with their big one, "Uh-Oh!"
Goodman: Gathered around me are several of the spacemen. Tell us - have you come to conquer the world?
Martian: esnefed fo yraterces
Goodman: And now would you repeat that in English?
Martian: Don't want the world to have and hold... (from Don Cherry's "Band of Gold")